Funny Birthday Quotes, Get Creative!
How to use the right quote for an outstanding birthday greetings?

Personalized the Funny Birthday Quotes and be the talk of the celebration!

Do you want your Birthday greetings to be different? outstanding? the one that everyone in the party talk about... and, the most important, the one that will be most valued by the birthday girl (or boy)?

well... I know your feelings. Enough with the Happy Birthday bla bla's time to show some creativity...

Here is one way that always works for me:

Choose from the list of funny birthday quotes, Sorted according to your wishes and intentions

fit it best to the character of the birthday girl or boy,

finish with your own words that integrates perfectly with this quote, and...

Look at every ones faces... They Love It :-)

Tip: Fit creative gift, that will be integrated with your creative greeting, you will be stunned by the responses

1. greet with wit with witty Funny Birthday Quotes:

"We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there"

"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
Billie Burke, funny birthday quotes

"You were born an original. Don’t die a copy."
John Mason

"All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it."
Samuel Butler

"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
Tom Wilson

"When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half."
Gracie Allen

"People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage."
Doug Larson

"Age is a number and mine is unlisted."

"If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes."

"You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in."
Dr Seuss

"The only constant thing in this world is change – and birthdays every year!"

"The secret to eternal youth is arrested development"
By Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

"I hope I never get so old I get religious."
Ingmar Bergman

"You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long."
T. Cicero

"There is still no cure for the common birthday"
John Glenn

2. Wish "in memory of" the good young days, with your funny birthday quotes:

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
Mark Twain, funny birhday quotes

"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
John P. Grier

"To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable."
Oscar Wilde

"It takes a long time to grow young."
Pablo Picasso

"I am not young enough to know everything."
Oscar Wilde

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything!"
Jack Benny

"We are only young once. That is all society can stand."
Bob Bowen

"Youth is a disease from which we all recover."
Dorothy Fulheim

3. Wish in a comical way a long and healthy life with funny Birthday Quotes:

"If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),I'd have taken better care of myself."
Ubie Blake

"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
Phyllis Diller

"In dog years, I'm dead."

"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."
Tom Stoppard

4. greet playfully with naughty and Funny Birthday Quotes:

"Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too."

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
Larry Lorenzoni, funny birthday quotes

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."

"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'"
Steven Wright

5. funny Birthday Quotes for Man and woman:

"Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
C.E.M. Joad, funny birthday quotes

"The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills."
Richard John Needham

"Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever."

"There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important"
By Franklin P. Adams

"A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for."

"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old."
Mary Schmich

"From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash."

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
Robert Frost

"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
Robert Frost

"I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it."

"When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off."

6. greet those who are elderly (or feel that way) with old age Funny Birthday Quotes:

"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened." Cora Harvey Armstrong, funny birthday quotes

"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
Maurice Chevalier

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."

7. Funny birthday quotes, for that special age:

"Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15."

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years."
Mark Twain Click here to view more 21st Birthday Quotes.

"Looking fifty is great if you’re sixty."

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"The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."

"Getting old ain't for sissies."
Betty Davis, funny birthday quotes Click here to view our complete list of funny 50th birthday quotes, Cheer those middle agers up with great laugh!

"The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men."
Colleen McCullough

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once."

"Sixty-year-old, one owner, needs parts ... Make offer."

"A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating."
Arnold Bennett, funny birthday quotes

"After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head."
Washington Irving

8. Meaningful but not so funny birthday quotes:

"Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old."
Franz Kafka

"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
Oprah Winfrey

"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."
Jean Paul Richter

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