funny 50th birthday quotes! Make It Special.

Yes... We can say it out loud... Funny 50th Birthday Quotes can cheer up the poor busters (excuse my English :-)) on their middle age celebration.

it's funny how we still call it a middle age... realistically it's more like three quarters, but hey.. who counts...? as long that we live happily ever after our birthday, it's all good.

so let's make them happy!

choose from our complete list of funny 50th birthday quotes. Match it to the character of the poor Birthday boy or girl. Add you're own words to nicely integrate with the quote... and much recommended, fit a creative gift to integrate with your creative greetings!


"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."
Alan Bleasdale

"I have everything now I had twenty years ago — except now it’s all lower."

"I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!"

"Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges - straight after your afternoon nap."

"At age fifty, everyone has the face he deserves."
George Orwell

"Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! "

"After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he is pretty. "
E.W. House

"After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!"

"Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. "

"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down!"
Pablo Picasso, funny 50th birthday quotes

"At 50 an all-nighter means not getting up to pee."

"50 years of age: The older you are, the wiser you become. The closer to 70, more childish you will be."

"Enjoy fifty. It means your king of the hill! It's next year you got to watch out for, when you start rolling down!"

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle!"
Lucille Ball

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
Victor Hugov

"50 isn't old if you're a tree."

"Who said 50 is old? From the look of things you're deteriorating nicely!"

"By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves."
Marie Dressler

"I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you."
Agatha Christie

"You take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it."
Henry Ford

"50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?"
Jim Carrey

"I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
By Wendy Cope

"Age is a matter of feeling, not of years."
George William Curtis, funny 50th birthday quotes

"Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory."

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."

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